I was vacationing in Greece, sitting in outdoor seating
at a restaurant eating black olives soaked in vinegar
when the waitress approached me. I don’t mean she physically
approached me, though she did that too, I mean she hit on me.
“My name is Hugh Grant,” I said, “and I’m a fisherman.” I figured
she’d find this funny, as I am Hugh Grant, and so clearly
not a fisherman. “I am a famous actor. Romantic comedy.”
Her eyes showed no sign of recognition. “My name is Amy DiLorenzo,”
she said, and I realized right then that she was Italian and that thus
I was not getting the authentic Greek experience I was hoping for.
“Amy,” I said, “Do you know who I am?” “Hugh Grant,” she answered.
Each of her teeth seemed to be singing to me. Hugh! They shouted
as if they were trapped. “Do you know any movies
I’ve been in?” I asked. She smiled without confidence. “Nine months?” I posed.
I was becoming desperate. “My name is Hugh Grant.” “I will tell the chef,”
she said, “He specializes in preparing freshwater trout. I am sure he will be thrilled
to meet you.” Do they say thrilled in Greece? I was panicking. Continue reading
Author Archives: Shira Erlichman
Two Poems From “May Everything Be This Soft and Brief”
#9 – Two Poems – Shira Erlichman
On February 6, DMC celebrates its TWO-YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Holy mackerel, time flies. It's been a great year. We've published hundreds of pieces this year that we feel proud and honored to share, and we also put out our first book! This week we will be counting down the Top Ten Most Read posts from our second year of existence, and will present #2 and #1 on Saturday, February 6. Thanks for being part of a wild and excellent two years. Stillness in Four Movements The hospital ceiling. Neon hallway lights. My parents buzzed in through metal doors. Catatonia. My father’s hand. Urine in the sheets. A moth clings to the mesh of the window. A game of backgammon. My father claims he lets me win. When I lose I blame the pills & he laughs. Corridors of blue-socked body-draggers. Foggy everything. Guards that force a screaming teenager to the ground. A stone the Art Therapist lodges in my hand & tells me to love. The hospital ceiling. Neon hallway lights. My parents buzzed in through metal doors. Catatonia. My father’s hand. Urine in the sheets. A moth clings to the mesh of the window. A game of backgammon. My father claims he lets me win. When I lose I blame the pills & he laughs. Corridors of blue- socked body- Continue reading
Two Poems – Shira Erlichman
Stillness in Four Movements The hospital ceiling. Neon hallway lights. My parents buzzed in through metal doors. Catatonia. My father’s hand. Urine in the sheets. A moth clings to the mesh of the window. A game of backgammon. My father claims he lets me win. When I lose I blame the pills & he laughs. Corridors of blue-socked body-draggers. Foggy everything. Guards that force a screaming teenager to the ground. A stone the Art Therapist lodges in my hand & tells me to love. The hospital ceiling. Neon hallway lights. My parents buzzed in through metal doors. Catatonia. My father’s hand. Urine in the sheets. A moth clings to the mesh of the window. A game of backgammon. My father claims he lets me win. When I lose I blame the pills & he laughs. Corridors of blue- socked body- Continue reading
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